Clayta, for the calls your trade actually gets

The phone rings mid-colour, with three hours of processing time still to go.

The phone rings mid-fade, with two more heads waiting and the clippers running.

The phone rings halfway through a set, with both hands working and gel curing.

The phone rings mid-treatment, in a room where a ringing phone ruins the whole point.

The phone rings four hours into a session, with a machine running and gloves on.

The phone rings on a bride's face at six in the morning, an hour before the photographer.

The phone rings up a ladder with a drill running and a phone in the van.

The phone rings under a sink in someone's kitchen with the water off.

The phone rings inside a car with a polisher running and the phone on the seat.

The phone rings under a car on the lift, with dirty hands and nobody at the counter.

The phone rings mid-shoot, with a camera to your face and a client in front of you.